Sunday, June 28, 2009

Some Deaths Aren't Worth Mourning

As if the news about an HBO special on Terrible Teddy was not enough to ruin a good year, now I have to endure all this gushing and crying because a damned pedophile has died. People??? What the hell are you thinking? The real world will miss Jerko about as much as it misses Ted Bundy or any number of Catholic priests. The guy was a race and gender confused pedophile. What's to miss? I believe that all energy was created at the time of the "Big Bang" and, according to the first law of thermodynamics, energy cannot be created or destroyed. But, energy can change form. Therefore, I can hope that whatever reincarnation of Jerko occurs, it is an infinite improvement on the original. Hell, it HAS to be an improvement!!
This waste of chromosomal comingling spent the majority of his life living as he desired, thumbing his oh so pretty nose at the law and morals and never facing the dire consequences of his actions that would have landed a common "person" (I was unsure if the use of the word "man" was appropriate in this context) in jail. He was able to buy his way out of trouble time and time again. Hum...sound a lot like Terrible Teddy and the rest of his clan.
Jacko-ff's death made the front page of the Jackson Clarion Ledger. The deaths of Farrah Fawcett and Ed McMahon were relegated to second citizen status in the same newspaper. As far as I can remember, neither of these people had ever been accused of doing anything to hurt an innocent child. Leading a good life must be its own reward.
If you have not done so, read my earlier post on Terrible Teddy. I include references to bolster my position that this man has spent his life doing harm to the innocents and that he should die a painful death. Had he ever, EVER expressed any remorse for his cowardly behavior, I might be inclined to cut him some slack. But, he's a Kennedy; they don't apologize. And now Hollywierd is going to pay tribute to him. I'll be Whoopi and Basinger and The Brothers Baldwin and Cage, etc. will all be there to kiss his massive ass, either figuratively or literally. The Wicked Witch of the West (West? Like Hollywierd?) was right - "What a world; what a world." In retrospect, maybe part of that speech is what Jacko-ff uttered as his life flashed before his pointy nose - "I'm melting!"